Hot Flashes: 150 more Little Queer Tales

Paradise Press, May 30, 2026

when I tell him I’m gay

dad wants to send me

to Mayo

for a pill

to cure it

dad gives me

a sex ed book

not knowing

I already have

a private tutor

*winner of the Under-40-Words Competition

when I tell them

I’m gay

mom tells dad

it’s her fault

and he believes her

if I find my biological mother

when she learns I am gay

will she give me up

again

UNDETECTABLE

The doctors tell me it’s ‘weak’,

largely under control,

probably non-transmissible,

practically non-existent.

They’re farily confident

I’m mostly safe,

pretty much fine,

almost normal.

So, this means

I can stop worrying –

I can relax, right?

This means I can relax?